May 17th, 2008 by Adolf Fiinkensein --> No Comments
Most of the professional political pontificaters seem to think Labour can't do anything to raise their electoral fortunes. Not so, methinks. Look for some fireworks.

They need to find something dramatic. Something which clutches at the heart strings of the nation. Something which will con decent ordinary people. A combination of earth shattering and unexpected events, ruthlessly orchestrated.
Within a week of Cullen's budget bribes as leaked by Adolf in an earlier post, look for a sham diagnosis and shock retirement of the PM with squeaky clean Filk Off stepping up to the plate. After all, if the party president was able to talk her into getting married for the sake of the party, his successor should have no difficulty talking her into a bout of terminal cancer from which miraculously she will survive after only nineteen weeks on Herceptin.
As the mawkish media hangs on every tear jerking medical bulletin and opinion poll's reflect the rising sympathy vote for the 'Mother of the Country,' (pardon me while I spew) expect a hay maker from Mallard - linking some previously nondescript official in the National Party's central office to the Exclusive Brethren. (By this time Labour will have worked out they can't touch John Key but they need to invoke the ghost of the EBs.)
A week later Michael Cullen will suffer a break down and Mallard will graciously move in as Deputy PM and Finance Minister.
With only six weeks left until election day, Labour might just have a chance to pull off the upset of the century, with a little help from Winston of course.
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May 17th, 2008 by David Farrar --> No Comments
John Armstrong puts the Mary-Anne Thompson issue into context of what responsibility Ministers have:
Try as he might, though, Cullen’s assurances to Parliament on Wednesday were never going to negate National’s assertion that Cabinet ministers were aware of the improper conduct by the head of the Department of Labour’s Immigration Service for months but did nothing about it until public exposure of that conduct forced some action.
It would be going far too far to say there has been a cover-up by ministers in the normal meaning of the term - a deliberate and sustained attempt to conceal what has really been going on.
But neither did those ministers go out of their way to reveal what had been going on.
Neither the Labour Department nor the State Services Commission felt any compunction to inform the public of last year’s inquiry into what was an astonishing breach of public service standards by someone running a major branch of a government department.
This is part of the wider problem in the public service, and the Government. The main focus has been on keeping things quiet and how to “politically manage” serious issues rather than actually confronting the core problems, and subjecting them to public scrutiny.
Ministers should have insisted that these breaches of law and policy be made public. They could have blanked out the names of staff involved.
Were it not for some concerted digging by journalists, the public would still be completely unaware of Thompson’s blatant conflict of interest in filling out residency application forms for close relatives. She would still have her job.
Once the details of the Thompson affair broke through the bureaucratic wall of silence, the two Cabinet ministers who already knew about the investigation inevitably looked complicit in officials’ inept and shoddy handling of the matter.
I think there is a growing realisation that one cannot trust internal inquiries anymore. National should seriously look at a replacement to the Serious Fraud Office which can also investigate the Government. I’ll post more on this at some later stage.
This has been an appalling week for Labour, with high-profile job losses, appalling retail sales data, the failure to be totally upfront about how much was paid to buy back the country’s rail services, further equivocation from Cullen on tax cuts just days out from the Budget, and yet another death knell-sounding opinion poll.
But hey Labour are helping with housing affordability a - a bold scheme to help oh 700 families out of the 1.5 million families in NZ!
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May 17th, 2008 by MK --> No Comments
IHT - Authorities in France, Germany and the Netherlands on Friday detained at least 10 people suspected of helping to fund al-Qaida-linked militants with roots in Uzbekistan, officials said. [snip] The suspects' nationalities were not given but officials said they were Turkic-speaking. French police suspect they collected funds for the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, a militant group said by the United States to have close ties to al-Qaida. The senior official described the arrests as "preventative" because the funds thought to have been collected were not known to have been used to carry out terror attacks. [snip]
The Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan has been blamed for several attempted border incursions into Uzbekistan through Kyrgyzstan in 1999-2001 and bombings in both countries as well as Tajikistan — all ex-Soviet republics in predominantly Muslim Central Asia. Reputed supporters have been active in southern Kyrgyzstan recently. The movement, which had training camps in nearby Afghanistan and fought on the side of Taliban, is believed to have been set back during U.S.-led operations there. Many followers of the IMU fled to Pakistan's tribal area near the Afghan border, where its leader Tahir Yuldash last year called in a video interview for supporters to launch suicide attacks. [snip]
Yesterday I watched a
hilarious video of Mark Steyn [Hat tip
Hang Right Politics] debating a couple of angry, unwilling Muslims. I managed to find it on
Youtube as well, there are 5 parts, well worth the time folks. The Muslims like leftists were quite angry that Steyn was sounding the alarm about the problem of intolerance amongst, shall we say a growing minority, of Muslims. They keep insisting everywhere you turn that there isn't a problem, Islam is peaceful and it's only a few crazies, the Christians are just as terrible if not worse and that if only we'd all just shut up and sing kumbaya it would all just magically go away. No matter how many examples of jihad and violence are given, these deniers accuse us of xenophobia, Islamophobia, homophobia and arachnophobia.
Oh alright I just threw the last two in because I'm cheeky, although if they could get away with it I'm sure the deniers would be happy to throw those slurs our way too. I couldn't help but think when I read the above and saw the news about
terror raids in Sydney today, don't they ever get tired of getting so many examples. I also thought that from our perspective it's so easy, the jihadists make our lives so simple, we don't even have to keep a record of their activities to whip out at a moment's notice. Just browse the net and sooner rather than later, you'll stumble across another instance of, as leftists and "moderate" Muslims often lecture us, Muslims who just don't understand the true meaning of 'Jihad', sure.
A small part of me feels sorry for these deniers, so I wouldn't mind being proven wrong in these two examples listed, maybe these two could turn out to be the never-heard-of militant wing of the Anglican Church or something.
Tags: · Dhimmitude · Global Jihad · Leftists · Terrorism
May 17th, 2008 by poneke --> No Comments
Rusty is back! Rusty is the affectionate name we gave the larger than life Max Patté iron sculpture of a naked man with arms outstretched leaning into the harbour on the Wellington waterfront behind Te Papa. He was installed in February, but did not last there long because vandals pushed him two-thirds off his little pedestal and he had to be removed for repair.
Some time in the last week, Rusty has been returned in all his glory. It is so delightful watching schoolkids lean out precariously over the water to see if he indeed has all his glory.
Officially known as Solace in the Wind, Rusty was accepted by Wellington City Council’s Public Art Panel as a loan for one year.
Max, the senior sculptor at Weta Workshop, says he fell for Wellington’s waterfront a few years ago, when he turned to it for a place of contemplation and solace during a time of loss and grief.
“This city and its elements have been the inspiration for this work,” he said in February before Rusty was first installed. “The location where the sculpture will reside on Wellington’s waterfront is significant for me. It represents a time and place where I have felt so much. Wellington is truly a unique place to live.”
And Wellington’s magnificent waterfront is truly a magical place, a taonga. While walking along it towards Rusty last night, we came across the plaque on the Frank Kitts Park wall commemorating the New Zealand sailors who took part in the Arctic Convoy supplying Russia in World War II. There were fresh flowers under it, from the chief of the New Zealand navy, Rear Admiral David Ledson himself, no less.
Only in Wellington.
May Rusty rust in solace for the rest of his term, unvandalised.

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May 17th, 2008 by David Farrar --> No Comments
The Dominion Post opines on the law of “common sense” known as the Electoral Finance Act:
In environs more typically frequented by murderers and rapists, election officials, National Party grandees and trade unionists gathered at the High Court in Wellington this week to determine whether the Engineering, Printing and Manufacturing Union is able to campaign during the upcoming election, The Dominion Post writes.
Elsewhere, signwriters were busy adding the name of a Labour Party official to the gaily painted Volkswagen that serves as Cabinet Minister Trevor Mallard’s mobile billboard to make it comply with new election rules.
The law of commonsense is in full swing. It is a law few realised held legislative sway till Justice Minister Annette King airily dismissed Opposition concerns about how new electoral laws would work by telling Parliament last November “the law of commonsense applies”.
This law of common sense which has been repeatedly broken by oh the Labour, NZ First and Green parties which voted for it. Such common sense they Ministers are breaking it.
Instead, the pedants responsible for overseeing election campaigns are insisting that politicians adhere to the arcane rules in an obscure piece of legislation entitled the Electoral Finance Act. We say obscure because Mr Mallard, the Labour Party and assorted other politicians who have been found to have breached it, are clearly unfamiliar with its contents. ACT’s Heather Roy, who breached the act by failing to include an authorisation statement in her weekly newsletter, can at least argue that she voted against it.
And this is the problem for its supporters. If National or ACT break it (which is almost inevitable at some stage) they can just say hey we said this was a bad, confusing law and despite our best efforts we got pinged. But those who voted for the law and foisted it on New Zealand will always face questions of why they are breaking a law they insisted was common sense and voted for.
“It’s one of those things that doesn’t seem entirely logical,” Mr Mallard said after being told his vehicle breached the act. Funnily enough that’s pretty much what the Electoral Commission, the Human Rights Commission and the Law Society said last year before Mr Mallard and 62 other MPs ignored widespread concern that the new rules were undemocratic and unclear.
They can hardly say they were not warned.
In retrospect, the teething problems caused by the new act appear to have been caused by a breakdown in communication.
Government irritation at being forced to jump through the ridiculous hoops created reveals it was never meant to hobble Government MPs, or even probably MPs of any persuasion, but rather to entangle other critics of the Government in a dense thicket of legalese and to limit to a pittance the amount they could spend advertising their views during election years.
Indeed the intention was to protect incumbents.
Sadly, for the Government, election officials have either misread or wilfully ignored the signals that have emanated from the Beehive and for some strange reason are applying the law to everybody. For that, the rest of us have reason to be grateful.
Indeed.
An example of how stupid the law is, can be seen by this very blurry photo below of a candidate’s name badge.

Yes you even need those fucking authorisation statements on a name badge - that’s the small writing at the bottom!
If National wins the election, it should introduce the bill to repeal the Electoral Finance Act immediately after electing the Speaker!
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May 17th, 2008 by Murray --> No Comments
At long last it looks like Megan Meier might get a tiny little bit of justice in compensation for her far too short life.
Megan’s mother, Tina Meier, told The Associated Press she believed media reports and public outrage helped move the case forward for prosecution.
Yeah that was us, the good old bloggers who go angry and exposed this to some sunlight. Ya us. Frankly I never should have heard of Megan because she shouldn’t become news.
Consider this a warning, there ARE consequences to your actions. Even online.
Note: BEFORE you add any comment here don’t just go read the one link please. There’s a lot of conflicting information so do some googling and look around before you jump in and say something stupid because you’ll test my non-existant patience.
As far as i’m concerned it is the primary function of society to protect little girls becaue if we haven’t got that right nothing else is worth anything.

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May 17th, 2008 by Adolf Fiinkensein --> No Comments
Spare a thought for poor little Mickey Cullen as he desperately tries to figure out how to get the best return from his now limited remaining funds available for bribing voters. This is the nearest Cullen has ever been to a genuine business decision in his academically sheltered and politically closeted life.
(If only he hadn't thrown away that billion dollars on the train set!)
He has to figure out a way to give heaps of money to middle income earners while giving nothing to beneficiaries and low income earners (they already will vote Labour anyway) yet have low income earners think they have been given heaps of money.
How is he to get the best marginal return in votes for his 'investment' of our money?
What he needs to do is announce a cash grant to households whose combined food, petrol and mortgage interest bill exceeds 80% of their taxable income. That means all the greedy wealthy pricks with investment properties owned by LAQCs will qualify and all the wankers from South Auckland, Wainuiomata and Henderson will miss out. The next trick is to make the cash grant equal to three month's interest, petrol and food bills and payable on December 24th, provided Labour wins the election.
Applications processed by WINZ of course, under the direct supervision of Heather Simpson.
Santa Claus Cullen in his little red box with the parliamentary crest.
See! It's easy really.
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May 17th, 2008 by Adolf Fiinkensein --> No Comments
Adolf didn't spot the link to the PPM and other poll results when he posted earlier on nthe Faifax poll.
So much for Cullen's nasty campaign of personal denigration. His vicious mud throwing has simply reminded people what a pack of pricks he and is party are and what a thoroughly decent guy is John Key. When you hear him spluttering in Parliament you are reminded of a snarling cornered rat with spectacles.

Well, guess whose arse got bitten.
Preferred Prime Minister?
John Key 45; Helen Clark 28; Cullen - eat that!
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May 17th, 2008 by Lou Taylor --> No Comments
Have got the feeling that many ACT supporters are looking at the bigger picture.
GET RID OF HELEN
Many will support National in the short term to nail home Labour's coffin.
I would expect that if National poll well just before the election then ACT supporters will return. Otherwise I pray that the good people of Epson show courage and wisdom by returning Rodney.
And ensuring the survival of this right point of view.
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May 17th, 2008 by David Farrar --> No Comments
The NZ Herald has features on John Key and Helen Clark, as they are out on the campaign trail. First Armstrong following Key:
Some people just shake Key’s hand as he passes and express the hope that he wins and walk off. Votes in the bank. Those that do stop and chat almost on cue talk about it being”time for a change”. They don’t explain why.
This prevailing sentiment for “change” is extremely difficult for Labour to combat as it is based on feelings rather than cold hard logic.
A faltering economy will reinforce that sentiment. But National must be increasingly in two minds about the political advantages of a sharp downturn. One shopper sums things up. “I don’t envy you if you win,” he tells Key, as the entourage heads off to Napier’s seafront for his “ladies’ lunch”.
Indeed, National Governments always seem to come into office when the economy is heading downhill. Happened in 1975 and 1990. Key, if Prime Minister, will have a formidable challenge to grow the economy, slow the exodus, lift wages, cut taxes and maybe hardest of all actually implement a workable Emissions Trading Scheme.
The 29-year-old has voted Labour all her life, but she is not happy with the ruling party’s current direction. With four children and a husband who works full-time, she struggles to understand why Michael Cullen has not already cut taxes.
The irony is that the fiscal situation was far more conducive to cutting taxes from 2004 to 2007 than it is now. I doubt there is one other Finance Minister in the OECD who would not have cut taxes when there was a surplus of over $5,000 per household.
Meanwhile Paula Oliver is out with Helen Clark:
Clark handles the questions with a multi-pronged response. It is a style that isn’t reserved just for these students, but one she is using on her travels all around the country.
First she shows some empathy by acknowledging that the prices of some staple foods have risen faster than inflation, and petrol has zoomed up even more rapidly. “The family notices it in the car, and feeding teenagers who are always in the fridge,” she says with a wry grin to the students.
Then she breaks into what sounds like an Economics 101 lesson as she tries to project an image of someone who understands what is happening and is capable of leading the country through tighter times.
“The key thing for us is running the economy carefully,” Clark says, explaining that inflation remains a risk and the Government would prefer to see it slip back within the Reserve Bank’s target band of 1-3 per cent.
Then she reminds the students that Labour has only just days before done something to help with one aspect of the financial pinch - it delayed the introduction of transport into the climate change emissions trading scheme and thereby put off a further hike in petrol prices.
“We decided because people are already using less (petrol) as prices are high we shouldn’t push it up further,” Clark says.
Even though Clark is now 17% behind Key as Preferred PM, it is a useful reminder that she is a good campaigner, and while the fight may have gone out with some of her colleagues, it has not with her.
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